switch-off-the-stars:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

THANK YOU

(Source: pitiful)

thotiemusprime:

egypcianheart:

I HATE Bob’s Burgers for this!!

Lmfao

(Source: pinkmanjesse)

danthemedicman:

themonthofthespookies:

danthemedicman what your child is gonna look like

yes, this is how I want my child to be raised. with a grumble of pugs to grow old with<3

(Source: unicorn-meat-is-too-mainstream)